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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Lizzard is a New Grandpappy - Liberals are Humorless and Predictable - Some Days it's Good to Get Up.

Well it is with great pleasure that I announce that my good friend Lizzard is now a Grandpappy. The picture above shows my good friend Lizzard on the left and Butterbean Bayles on the right. Yeah, I can't figure why you'd name a kid Butterbean.

Now I really had some fun today. Samantha, Lizzard's daughter is Butterbean's momma, and yall may or may not recall that she is the one that accused me of being a greedy racist for no other reason than I made a good living for myself through study and hard work and did not take gubment handouts.

Anyway, I went over to Lizzard's facebook page and INTENTIONALLY left the following comment about the new baby: "Thank goodness the kid is white!"

I figgered it wouldn't be long before Lizzard's liberal socialist daughters and all their friends and fambily would be wailing and wringing their hands over my thoughtless and racist comment. Well I wasn't wrong. In a very short time the page was full of comments calling me an asshole, an idiot, stupid......you get the picture.

Liberals are so predictable. All you gotta do is know which button to push and when to tweak them and BOOM! Of course they all live to be offended too. Like I told Lizzard, it is a damned shame he has such humorless friends and fambily. And my goodness, aren't those liberals an angry bunch.

By the way, Lizzard made the same comment when my grandson was born 12 years ago. He told this to his humorless fambily and friends and I'm sure they were all horrified to find out that Lizzard was a racist just like me.

Anyway, I had a GREAT time. Anytime you can piss off a liberal it was worth getting up in the mawnin!

Congradgeeashuns on being a new grandpappy, Lizzard.


  1. You just love to provoke, don't you. And they make it so easy.

    No sense of humor at all.

    Beautiful baby Lizard. Now open your wallet and just leave it that way for eternity...

    Deborah F. Hamilton
    Right Truth

  2. Thankee fer the gradulashions, Grouch! After a while, my liberal chilluns "may" see the errors of their ways. Mebbee not, who knows?
    Anyhow, I have full intentions of gitting Butterbean raised as Conservative as possible!
    At least, for right now, this is America! You are entitled to your opinion, however wrong it may be! Right, wrong, whether I agree with it or not, I will defend to the death, your right to express it!