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Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Grouch Waxes Eloquently on the Hoax of the Century

 
We spend money and our industries spend money on "green technology" when in fact industries should be concentrating their efforts on REAL jobs, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

Our gubment spends our money (stimulus money) supposedly creating "green jobs", all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

I read today that the UN climate chief is resigning. We pay money to the UN. We pay for idiots like this, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

The gubment is taking our incandescent light bubs away and forcing us to buy more expensive (and dangerous) compact fluorescent bubs, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

The gubment has nearly destroyed the US auto companies with stupid CAFÉ standards and ridiculous regulations, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

People have died buying puddle jumper green cars partially because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

The gubment has put the security of this country at risk, making us dependent on foreign oil. They won't let us drill for our own, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

 
The gubment wants to tax the most abundant fuel this country uses to make electricity (coal for all you people in Rio Linda), doubling or tripling the cost of electricity, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

The gubment wants to regulate what I spray under my arms, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

The gubment has banned the sale of aerosol canisters containing a variety of medicines used by asthmatics and people with other ailments. Instead, they are now forced to buy medicines with much more expensive delivery systems, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

Hungry people in the world have died because corn that could have been used for food was made instead into ethanol.

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

 
Public schools have forced students to watch Algore's science fiction thriller "An Inconvenient Truth" and subsequently brainwashed these kids, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

Charlatans like Algore have made millions and been given awards, all because of,

THE HOAX OF GLOBAL WARMING.

I can think of no better reason to send the non-essential gubment workers in Warshington home PERMANENTLY!

I can think of no better reason to put congress on PERMANENT RECESS!

QUICK! BEFORE THEY THINK OF ANYMORE STUPID LAWS AND REGULATIONS!

6 comments:

  1. Yeah. The truth is Global Warming is fake. The truth is about the Magnetic Poles. Look it up. Magnetic poles switching every so many years.

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  2. Yes Nicholas Zamoran, I believe the poles switch polarity every 25000 years or so. I been reading that we are supposed to be due for a switch soon. I'm not sure how the experts know that.

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    1. The evidence is in the ocean floor. The minerals point in opposite directions depending upon which way was North at the time. I teach this out of my 8th grade science book.

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  3. Sure it is buddy, sure it is. I guess 97% of all climate scientists are lying or in on some sort of conspiracy, right? Lets see;

    1.Global temperature rising
    2.Glaciers, ice caps, ice sheets, permafrost and sea ice rapidly melting
    3.Ocean acidification
    4.Atmospheric CO2 levels at 400ppm and increasing at a very alarming rate
    5.Observed increases in extreme weather events across the world. Hurricanes, tornadoes, drought, floods etc.

    The horrible and terrifying repercussions of runaway climate change are incalculable. I mean come on now, how much evidence is needed to convince deniers? How bad does the climate have to get before we change course? That's if we even have a chance to slow it down at all, which is looking very unlikely.

    I can assure you of one thing, time is running out to prevent catastrophic climate change.

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