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Thursday, September 16, 2010


There is NO MORE GLOBAL WARMING! The administration of Hussein Obama, the messiah, the most merciful one, able to control the levels of the sea with his mighty hand has declared that GLOBAL WARMING is no more. Instead, the new term is GLOBAL CLIMATE DISRUPTION!

What? Disruption? Just what the heck does that mean? Someone explain it to me.

So from now on if it's too hot, or too cold, or too wet, or too dry, or too many hurricanes, or not so many hurricanes, or too cloudy, or too clear, tornadoes in Kansas, earthquakes in California, blizzards in Chicago, or your Mama's too thin or your Daddy's too fat, we can blame it all on GLOBAL CLIMATE DISRUPTION!

And rest assured, whatever disruption comes along, IT WILL ALWAYS BE OUR FAULT. This should be no surprise since the earth has been cooling since 1997. I guess they couldn't ignore it any longer so they finally had to start singing a brand new song.

The fact of the matter is that the climate is in a constant state of disruption. The sun heats the surface of the earth unevenly. Some air rises. Some air falls. The wind blows. Such is the nature of weather as it has been from the beginning of time.

Of course with the new name for the same old BS comes the outcry for more gubment regulation, cap and tax, hijacking of personal freedom and liberty........you know the same old worn out mantra. They will stop at nothing to try and get a "climate bill", all based on a hoax, and they will cover it in whatever smoke and mirrors they have to to make it happen.

Just remember, if it looks like sh*t and smells like sh*t, it is sh*t, no matter what you call it.

1 comment:

  1. I am remembering some quote! It has something to do with a Democrat trying to pick up a turd by its "clean end"!