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Monday, February 21, 2011

A Few Laughs

Here's just a few laughs to start your day:

Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A. Take him out for a daily drag.

Q. Did you hear about the blind man in Walmart slinging his German Shepherd round and round by the leash?
A. He said he was just "looking around".

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.

Q. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A. Sanka.

Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A. A bad golfer goes, WHACK, dang! A bad skydiver goes, dang, WHACK!

Q. What do you call Santa's helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses.

Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A. Quattro Sinko.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

X rated BONUS riddle!

Q. What is green, slimy, and lies at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Moby's dick.

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