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Thursday, July 28, 2011

You Might Be a Facebook Drama Queen...

If you have ever really gotten mad or offended at anything you have read on Facebook,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you worry that you might offend someone else on Facebook,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you post something on Facebook and then delete it later cause you think it might make someone mad,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you have ever gotten mad and threatened to delete your Facebook account just so 72 of your friends can send comments and beg you to stay,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you post stuff about your medical or economic problems on Facebook so your friends can whine and call you a poor baby and tell you everything is going to be OK,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you post stuff about your dysfunctional family members on Facebook so your friends can whine and call you a poor baby and tell you everything is going to be OK,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you post stuff on Facebook about your ex-spouse, lover, significant other, laced with expletive after expletive and then collect at least 66 comments from all your whiny friends telling you they have been there too and "you will be ok, poor baby",
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen!

If you are certain that your only true friends in the world are Facebook friends and you become upset and have to take a tranquilizer if you think someone on Facebook has unfriended you,
you might be a Facebook DRAMA queen and good Lord! You need to get a life!


Now that we have all that stuff cleared up, are there any questions?

2 comments:

  1. Just one question:

    What is a facebook?

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  2. Findalis, Facebook is one of the most glorious wastes of time ever invented, but it can be entertaining.

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