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Thursday, October 20, 2011

A Tramp Stamp for Christmas

What a great idea for your little girl, or perhaps your little boy, a tattooed Barbie Doll. Yes my friends that is exactly what those young skulls full of mush need as an example of how to behave later on in life.

Along with tattooed Barbie comes a complete kit so that Barbie can apply for food stamps and medicaid as well as a voter registration card so she can go pull the switch for her favorite Democrat.

I understand they will also be coming out with a Ken doll complete with tattoos, earrings, a bone in his nose and a stud in his penis (it will be the first ever Ken doll with a penis). Munchkin sized condoms will also be sold separately.

Yes, Christmas is going to be really special this year!


  1. I sincerely hope you're joking!?!?

  2. Lizzard, you know I'm always serious as cancer.