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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Cheetah is Dead

Cheetah, the famous chimp of the 1930's Tarzan movies has died at age 80, at the Suncoast Primate Sanctuary in Palm Harbor, FL.

Gee whiz, I guess I didn't realize chimps lived so long.

The sanctuary volunteer, Ron Priest, said Cheetah was well behaved but when upset about something would throw feces. Cheetah had been observed throwing feces at pictures of Barack Hussein Obama. However, it was later discovered that Cheetah was simply angry with the president because he chose Michelle for a mate rather than the feisty chimp.


  1. I do see the family resemblance. I wonder why Obama chose the ugly one.

  2. Obama has no taste in women, Findalis.