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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Joe Biden Elects Himself President in 2013

The summer of 2012 was one of turmoil. The Republican primary remained hotly contested up until the convention. Mitt Romney eventually prevailed and named governor Chris Christie from New Jersey as his running mate.

On May 5, 2012, Israel conducted surgical strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities. The immediate results of these strikes were unclear but as the United States stood idly by, the Arab outrage against Israel and the west increased exponentially and by June, gasoline prices in the US averaged 8 dollars per gallon. Whatever so called economic recovery the mainstream media had tried to invent was shattered. In spite of attempts to cover the facts, the unemployment rate charged up to around 11 percent and the stock market took a tumble below 8000 by the beginning of July.

In September and October the Romney campaign hammered Obama relentlessly over his desertion of our Israeli ally, his failure to build the Keystone pipeline, his failure to lift the moratorium on gulf drilling, and the continuing intrusion of the federal government by Obamacare. In spite of all this the polls showed the race between Obama and Romney to be a dead heat up until the very last minute.

On Tuesday November 6, 2012, the presidential election resulted in an electoral tie with both Romney and the President receiving 269 electoral votes. Obama actually won the popular vote by a scant 52,000 votes. The Republicans easily held control of the House of Representatives and in fact gained 4 seats. The Senate was shifted with 50 seats held by Republicans, 48 seats held by Democrats, and 2 seats held by independents. The two independents had historically caucused with the Democrats.

Most ignorant Democrat voters and many ignorant Republican voters were unaware that in the event of an electoral tie, the incoming House of Representatives would, according to the 12th amendment of the Constitution, choose the President while the Senate would select the Vice President.

The mainstream media went immediately to work informing the masses that Mitt Romney would no doubt be the 45th President of the United States. A tremendous outcry went up and rioting occurred in the streets of major cities. Accusations of racism and theft of the election were alive and well in the mainstream news. Al Sharpton and the "reverend" Jesse Jackson were happy as larks as they stirred the racial flames. Hundreds died as local police and fire departments were overwhelmed by angry, racially charged mobs. The National Guard was heavily deployed in many places around the country. In spite of this violence continued.

Gasoline remained at around 8 dollars a gallon and in December of 2012, Egypt and Syria launched all out attacks against Israel. The United States finally had to act and supported Israel in a shooting war against its Arab neighbors mainly with airstrikes from carrier based aircraft from the Mediterranean and the Red Sea.

In the meantime, the stock market began to make a slow recovery and the unemployment rate began to drop in hopes that a new Romney presidency would create a more business friendly environment. This good news, however, was largely ignored as much of America burned and war raged in the middle east.

In January the new congress convened with the House of Representatives, as expected, choosing Mitt Romney as President. The Senate however was hopelessly deadlocked at 50/50, Biden vs. Christie. Biden, still the sitting Vice President, cast the deciding vote in favor of himself. The improbable result had the Republican Romney in the top position with Biden remaining in second place. Biden told the news media that he would do everything possible during his next term to vigorously continue the efforts and policies of Barack Obama.

On January 25, 2013, five days after his inauguration, Romney was assassinated by a bomb while he was giving a speech in New York, City. 75 people were killed in the attack allegedly conducted by Al'Qaeda operatives in relatiation for our actions in the middle east.

On the same day, Joe Biden was sworn in as 46th President of the United States.


  1. Did you write this? Too scary for me, but anything could happen these days.

    Right Truth

  2. Actually, saying the House votes on the presidency is somewhat oversimplified. The House does vote, but each state delegation votes. Republicans could theoretically hold the House but not enough state delegations to get the POTUS.

  3. Yes, my sweet, I wrote it.

    Well, Josh, I'm just a simple kinda guy.

    The whole thing is highly improbable, but not impossible.

    In any event, if Obama loses, even by a big margin, there will still be rioting in the streets, charges of racism, and charges of stealing the election. It won't be pretty.

  4. #1 Christie wouldn't be chosen as a running mate. In fact I'd wager a bet that Allen West would be chosen instead.

    #2 Biden isn't well liked by the Democrats. There would only be 1 Independent since Lieberman is retiring.

    #3. The idea that Obama loses is wonderful!

    1. Who knows what twists and turns of fate may occur, Findalis? Did you notice that even in the face of almost absolute disaster, 8 dollar oil, war in the middle east, increasing unemployment, and a crashing stock market, Obama still fought his way to a tie? I am afraid under less severe circumstances, Obama will actually win in November. There are a lot of really stupid people in this country.

  5. A truly nightmare scenario. I like the thought you put into this piece , shows your a strategic thinker. Ever consider a career in Intelligence ? Probaly not ! There's more money in medicine, and you don't have to put up with people like Obummer ! What you wrote COULD very well happen....let's pray it don't and our guy Rick has a smooth transition to power. SANTORUM IN 2012 ! ! !

    1. Actually, Paladin, I do have an opportunity to see some pretty vile and deceitful people. Yeah, I'm pulling for Santorum. He's taking a lot of flak from the media and his opponents but that shows he's making an impact. He'd make a good President, perhaps even a great one. Time will tell.

  6. I do believe Grouch I'm going to steal this for Monkey in the Middle. Of course with a big Hat Tip back to you!

    1. By the way, Findalis, I'd like to see Allen West as a VP choice. I just hope it is Santorum that does the choosing and not Romney.

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