Liberal 1: Ahh it's a brand new day. Wonder what I can be offended about?
Liberal 2: Well I heard the CEO of Chick-fil-A stated that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Liberal 1: Really? What do we know about this guy?
Liberal 2: I think I heard he was a Muslim.
Liberal 1: Oh, well, he has a right to his opinion. We must show tolerance and understanding.
A short time later......
Liberal 2: Hey I was wrong. That CEO guy is a Christian!
Liberal 1: That god*&#$@ racist bigot! Christianity ought to be a hate crime. Let's go out and protest! Let's boycott! I've never been so offended!